9) Get in touch with your American Heritage as General Greene dropshots a Red Coat.
8) Where else is it acceptable to wear headbands?
7) The Pearl American Standard Trophy--Ever hear of the War of Jenkin's Ear...actually started because of the Pearl Trophy
6) The keg party afterwards will be off the hook, and quite possibly off the chain.
5) The courts have already been paid for.
4) Everything else going on that weekend is stupid. We checked.
3) Good possibility Pete Sampras will make a celebrity appearance.
(Note: Pete Sampras will most likely not be there.)
2) This tournament is the beginning of an annual legacy.
1) All proceeds will go to savethechildren.org.
2 comments:
Lets get it on...
I'm figuring on breaking at least two rackets over Max Bergmann's head.
Good one about the red coats...
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