Monday, June 11, 2007

Monday's 10 Random Facts

10.) Bats always turn left when exiting a cave--Lindsay Nash lost the ability to turn left during a marathon screening of the Police Academy series. It remains a major downfall in her tennis game.

9.) Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants-- Glenn Davis is also banned from Finland.

8.) On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year--Justin Fertick will not sign autographs because of this.

7.) The rarest blood type in the world is type A-H, less than 12 people have it--Lets pray that Lauren Shapiro doesn't cut herself during play.

6.) Pinocchio was made of pine--Much like the racquet choice of Max Bergmann, known for its strength to weight ratio.

5.) Dolphins sleep with one eye open--Sarah Talbot sleeps with both eyes open.

4.) The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue--Aaron Lawler is known to lash out at his opponents and the fans around with a sharp tongue.

3.) Pigs can run a mile in 7 ½ minutes--This is faster than 92% of the field.

2.) Whale vomit, which once cost twice as much as gold, was believed by Arabs to be an intense aphrodisiac. It has been scientifically proven... for male rats, that is--Tom Mackey still swears by it.

1.) Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin while working for Ms. Greene at the Greene's Estate, Mulberry Grove--Sam Kirby's Racquet is named "Mulberry Grove" and he has created a shot that experts are calling the "Cotton Gin" for its ability to quickly and easily separate the cotton fibers from opponents racquets.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

who knew whale vomit was an aphrodisiac.

Anonymous said...

...i heard my arch nemesis may be playing in this tournament.