Ladies and gentlemen,
The time has come to pick up your wooden racquets and lay down your fears. Many will not make it home, but all will have helped in our quest. You will be remember. This my friends is a testament to those that came before us. The Children are depending on us. Join me, join your brothers, join your sisters in helping make a difference in world where wooden racquets are no longer allowed. Graphite, Kevlar, fiberglass have laughed too long while in cahoots with tyranny. Let us take back the night, let us sing while swinging thunderbolts of wood. What God has strung together with pine, oak, beech, maple and nylon, let no man tear apart. Register TODAY.
Warmest Regards,
THE GENERAL
The time has come to pick up your wooden racquets and lay down your fears. Many will not make it home, but all will have helped in our quest. You will be remember. This my friends is a testament to those that came before us. The Children are depending on us. Join me, join your brothers, join your sisters in helping make a difference in world where wooden racquets are no longer allowed. Graphite, Kevlar, fiberglass have laughed too long while in cahoots with tyranny. Let us take back the night, let us sing while swinging thunderbolts of wood. What God has strung together with pine, oak, beech, maple and nylon, let no man tear apart. Register TODAY.
Warmest Regards,
THE GENERAL
4 comments:
This my friends is a testament to sam having WAY too much time on his hands.... that said, i am soooooo in.
DOUBLE BAGEL
Canadians are getting ripped off in this tournament. Get ready for a Canadian boycott.
I vote for a Canadian ban, to preempt a boycott. The Canadian dollar and tennis player both suck.
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